herekdale:

i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands. 

theperksofbeingafanaticfangirl:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

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franzthemeerkat:

ezool:

lizthefangirl:

the-apple-pie-was-worth-it:

How to properly break the 4th wall

this is my movie

what movie is this?

Robin Hood Men in Tights

sebastian-lacroix:

Sometimes I get sad because I don’t have a rival with whom I can duel and have huge amounts of sexual tension.

stop scrolling. now.

deluded-love:

blaineedaze:

sickeningg:

opkomstfout:

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

I needed this

thank you

thanks, it means a lot.

drarryforlife98:

hipsterginger1d:

sass-class-and-a-smart-ass:

nerdofchaos:

butimnotrealimtheatre:

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog- 

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

He has the longest legs in the world.

BRB TELLING MY MOM TO VOTE FOR HIM

Mitt Romney probably believes dancing is immoral. 

this is why i love america

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LIKED OBAMA

greendrapple:

mishapocalypsein221b:

crypticconnoisseur:

I DISCOVERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THERE IS A HARRY POTTER BATHROOM STALL IN THE GIRL’S BATHROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE CATHEDRAL I’M SURE THIS HAS BEEN MADE NOTE OF BUT I JUST REALLY NEED TO SHARE

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IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PISSING EXPERIENCE I’VE EVER HAD

MY SCHOOL WINS EVERYTHING

HANDS DOWN

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME

THE STARKIDS WERE ON HERE TO GOD BLESS

Potterheads, our official bathroom has been finished!

regalangel:

thendverse:

youre practically a serial killer youre not supposed to be this cute

I love him so much

teachmyskin:

JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”

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