So have we, Mr. Barrowman.
i pride myself on being able to read nc-17 pornography with a completely straight face in the middle of a crowded room, but you give me one cute line and my face starts spasming, not even SMILING, but like a tiny man is standing inside my mouth punching my cheeks with his tiny man hands.
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
Without winning an oscar for either
Sometimes I get sad because I don’t have a rival with whom I can duel and have huge amounts of sexual tension.
OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN
This is everything I’ve ever wanted.
my exact reaction and I kid you not:
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-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER
why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?
He has the longest legs in the world.
BRB TELLING MY MOM TO VOTE FOR HIM
Mitt Romney probably believes dancing is immoral.
this is why i love america
I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON I LIKED OBAMA
crying like a little bitch
RIGHT IN THE FEELS
I DISCOVERED THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING THERE IS A HARRY POTTER BATHROOM STALL IN THE GIRL’S BATHROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR OF THE CATHEDRAL I’M SURE THIS HAS BEEN MADE NOTE OF BUT I JUST REALLY NEED TO SHARE
IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PISSING EXPERIENCE I’VE EVER HAD
MY SCHOOL WINS EVERYTHING
EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
THE STARKIDS WERE ON HERE TO GOD BLESS
Potterheads, our official bathroom has been finished!
JK Rowling walked onto the set of a Harry Potter film and saw Daniel Radcliffe looking extremely beat up. She thought his makeup was real and asked, “Oh my gosh, what happened?”
He turned to her and said boldly, “As if you don’t know!”